And oh, how they laughed! The two-pack of Philips SHE2617 In-Ear
Headphones ran gayly through the fields of their childhood, positively
bubbling with joy! Bluery rode Bluepin’s back, and then Bluepin rode
Sam. Yet Sam never once strayed too far from the side of his master,
Bluedo. For there was still a great darkness about Bluedo, as though
his Neodymium magnets had ceased to function and his Flexi-Grip was
failing to make a strong, flexible connection. So it cheered Sam to no

$1.97 (was $10)

Remember how I told you I moved last month? We took our daughters to get ice cream twice yesterday. The first time, in our old neighborhood, was at an Italian-style gelato place, populated by yuppies and hipsters. The second, in the new one, was at a Lutheran church social, populated by senior citizens and post-senior citizens. That's the difference between my old neighborhood and my new one. And we had a good time at both places. Am I old yet?

We see a bright future for our Shirt.Woot designs. Conquering the world of apparel is one thing...but why stop there? Why not move from adorning chests to adorning the silver screen? Your preposterous challenge this week:
Show us a poster for, or scene from, a film adaptation of a Shirt.Woot shirt of your choosing.

Last week we asked you to show us a past or current Woot product modified to make it easier to deal with on moving day. Why didn't you answer the phone the other day when we were moving? Huh? What, you have caller ID or something? We just wanted to borrow your tape gun, sheesh. It's not like we wanted you to come over with your truck or nuthin'.

First Place - $100

beatfarmer - Bacon Bits

Finally, a yappy dog with something useful to do.

Second Place - $50

rascal514 - Collapsible Elvis

Will mini-Elvis also help you pack your Wowwee Robosapien, Roboreptile, Roboraptor, and Robopets?

Nothing bums us out like vacuuming. Maybe it reminds us that we can
never really win the battle against the crud and filth besieging our
lives. Or maybe it forces us to face the dismal fact that our remaining
decades on this planet will be more and more filled with the tedium of
daily maintenance, just to keep our homes (and bodies) from falling
into decrepitude. Perhaps it’s because our parents choked to death on a
vacuum cleaner they were eating to amuse the guests at our fifth
birthday party. And handheld vacs are even worse – they don’t even

OK, OK, hang on a second. We know that there are some among you who
turn their noses up at the ‘furbs. “Refurb!?” they say. “No, thank
you!” And while we appreciate that their parents at least taught them
to say no thank you instead of “poop, no” or something, we still think
they might be missing out sometimes because of that knee-jerk reaction
of theirs.

da dat da da STORE ME EYES
da dat da da SOUND OF LIES
da dat da da WINGS-
-oh,
hi! You’ve just caught us bonding with the Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Stand Fan.
Not only being an excellent way to move air, the Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Stand Fan
has great taste in music. Check this out!
veedie woodie wooba
vreedap vreedap vreedap
voddle woddle
vou wou veeeeel
vo wou veeeelllll

Remember the time you made that great drawing of the squid fighting
the giant robot and then you ran home to show your Mom only to find out
that she had to take your little sister to the hospital and you were
spending the night with your maiden aunt who thought cartoons were a
sin and only watched Dynasty reruns? Well, we understand how that
feels. So we want to alert you to a little something we tried over on
our oft-neglected sister site Sellout.Woot.

Five years ago, in late 2003, Woot Inc.