Hey, Is That Our Own Horn?: The Complete Sell-Off Saga

Remember the time you made that great drawing of the squid fighting
the giant robot and then you ran home to show your Mom only to find out
that she had to take your little sister to the hospital and you were
spending the night with your maiden aunt who thought cartoons were a
sin and only watched Dynasty reruns? Well, we understand how that
feels. So we want to alert you to a little something we tried over on
our oft-neglected sister site Sellout.Woot.
Staff
writer Jay Scottson composed us a groundbreaking tale of love,
violence, and very masculine fairies. For some reason, we haven’t been able to
get in touch with Jay since last night, but we’re sure it’s nothing.
We’d like to invite the six of you who enjoy our writing (hi Mom!) to head over
to Sellout.Woot and enjoy a little tale we call… Hurrah For The Red,
White And Blue! Wait, no, that’s a terrible title. How about Black Thursday?
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6
Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12
Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18
Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24
Chapter 25 Postscript