I missed you, Internet. While I was lugging boxes and furniture all day yesterday, and breaking my new neighbor's tailight with my questionable truck-driving skills, and dropping a piano, all I could think about was returning to the solace of your links. Hold me now, Internet. Hold me.

• I bet this is the first Cute Overload post about fish who will eat your dead skin for a fee.
• Even psychotic ear-biting maniacs enjoy sundaes, as you'll see in these pics of Mike Tyson's abandoned mansion. (As seen on kottke.)
• Who wins When Logos Look Alike? The IP lawyers. (As seen on Quipsologies.)
• I'm not sure which is creepier: the story of The Curse of the Crying Boy, or the "Crying Boy" picture itself.
• Something Awful goons prank-vote in a CBC hockey song contest, with ear-wrenching, gut-busting results.
• Stand back far enough and even the most concrete object melts into abstraction, like the 30 most incredible abstract satellite images of Earth.
• I'm sure getting a Zune tattoo seemed like a good idea at the time.

Four O'Clock Flash: Minesweeper as a multiplayer Flash game? And it's actually pretty fun? See, Internet - this is why I missed you so.